RagMag was founded by Bill Crimi in 2005 after ignoring pleas from the masses to disengage from such a worthless endeavor...

After beating back profound attacks upon his person, Bill retreated to the confines of a makeshift bunker, constructed of baled newspapers, manure and Belgium Waffles, to continue his senseless quest.

He resides there to this very day, composing non-sensicle, representations of a distorted mind. RagMag has become the near perfect vehicle in which such trash may be assimilated by purveyors of discourse and worthlessness.

Crimi's mission and vision for the magazine is to provide an outlet of relief for the despondent, downcast souls who trudge the fields of shame, guilt and doubt. He hopes that RagMag will become a tool of escape from the daily grind of attempting to live a joyful life in a world of increasing hostility amongst people, animals and plants alike.

NOTE: Any profit from the sale and distribution of RagMag will be shared in part by selected non-profit organizations whose primary focus is on the health and well-ness of American children. RagMag also strives to help animal service organizations through outreach support services and direct contribution. RagMag advertisers are partners in these worthwhile services. Consider patronizing the businesses that you see paying for advertising space in RagMag...good karma will follow, as a result.

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          Letters To The Editor...

To Bill: I heard that RagMag published a book of poetry, prose and short stories with illustrations. Who the hell told you to do that?!?!?! Don't you know that hardly anyone reads anymore??? Are you a dumb ass or what? Where can I buy one so I can just let it sit on my cocktail table without reading it? Maybe I'll look at the pictures...I don't know.  Lucky, from Las Vegas

You can buy one right here at RagMag...Click Here

Dear Editor: I stumbled upon your website while surfing, and wiped out due to the distraction. You owe me for a new board which got cracked, a laptop that sunk in the waves, and also for a 1957 Chevy two door. Send the money right away to avoid future complications. Brad, from UCLA

Okay...

Editor: Are you compiling material from readers who submit their poetry, short stories, art, etc. to publish in a book; or is that just a stupid rumor? I might be interested...how do I send stuff to you? W. Longfellow

Yes, it is true. RagMag is planning to release a book of poems and short stories in the near future. Readers/writers may send up to three poems and short stories to editor@RagMag.org for consideration of publication. Inquiries may also be sent by email or direct mail. NOTE: 'Do not' send your writing as an attachment, all text must be included in the body of the email that you send...Unsolicited attachments will not be opened.

To the Editor: Is it true that you write stuff for other websites, or is that some guy with the same name as you? I Googled Bill Crimi and came up with all kinds of articles, short stories and poetry attributed to you. What's up with that...fool? Ali, from Alibama

Most of what you may find through search engines using my name as key words, are written by me. Their does exist another individual with the same name who is the Director of a Drug Treatment organization. He's the 'shrink', I'm the artist/writer. You may be reading some of my material  on-line without a credit also...I have served as 'ghost-writer' for a number of other individuals as well.

To RagMag Editor: Its about time that you got some Video feeds and some serious articles on your stupid website...Now all you have to do is refresh some of those old columns. You must be a lazy ass...what do you do all day long...pick your toes? My favorite section is Milton Flopski  I see you have been adding to the story lately too. Was that you on the Oprah show the other day, or was it Al Sharpen? I couldn't tell cause the sound on my TV is out of whack... Amy

It wasn't me on Oprah...it was your momma...

RagMag Editor: Hey, I caught your 'CREMLIN' page on myspace.com and it was one of the worse ones I ever saw...except for the Slides on your PROFILE page, that was okay. I just wanted to let you know the truth, because I used to lie but don't no more since I've been reading the Bible, going to church and watching PBS television. Lucie, from Lucerne

Such an 'honest' soul...thankyou.

Dear RagMag: What happened to your free magazine that used to come out every couple of months? I used to look forward to it, it was off-beat, funny and informative. Has someone been stealing all the copies at the stores and other entities I frequent...or, what!!!! What the hell is going on....I'm about to go nuts!?!?! Bozo, from the Bronx

Our transition to another State has put the hard-cover 'free' edition of the magazine on hold for awhile. It will re-surface as soon as we acquire 'new' sponsors. The 'Deluxe' subscriber edition, remains available...Order it online if you're not a cheap bastard like most people are...

To The Editor: Your magazine used to suck, but it's getting a lot better. Keep up the good work. L. Bush, Washington D.C.

Thanks for the compliment...

Dear Stupid Man:  I'm writing again to tell you not to distribute your stupid magazine in my area again...We hate the likes of it and hate you too you dumb-ass!!! This is a Christian neighborhood...go peddle your trash in a Muslim Country were they don't know the difference from right or wrong. Don't come to our town either or I'll hit you with my car if I see you. STAY OUT of IDAHO, PUNK !!! Love, Harry

Thank you for your interest -Ed.

RagMag: I was browsing at the local Seven/Eleven yesterday when I spotted your magazine. While reading it, the clerk yelled at me to put it back in the rack if I was not buying it...But, I noticed that it read; Complimentary Copy on the cover...When I protested to the rude clerk, he began to throw a tantrum. I was forced to vacate the premises while dodging a hale of hot dog buns being lobbed  in my direction...Fortunately, none of the buns contained any frankfurters or mustard, elsewise, I may have sustained damage in the form of stains upon my attire. Perhaps this incident will serve notice to you and your readers that RagMag is quite dangerous to read inside of convenience stores. Milton Flopski, from down South

You are not the first to have such an experience, I will ponder an adequate solution to the problem....

Dear RagMag Editor: When are you going to get those stupid cartoons you keep promising??? I'm getting tired of waiting and feel as if you are just a big, fat, liar, cheat and scoundrel. I should come over there and break your head...then that might get you to think a bit more about things!!!  I'm going away on vacation and when I come back, I expect to see some progress in this respect. Good-bye! AMY, Again

Have a relaxing vacation...looks like you need it

To The Editor: I enjoyed your short story about Fat Milton, but resent the term 'fat'...Robust would be more appropriate in my view, and I also think you are a piece of crap. I just needed to get that off my chest. Thank you. Anon

You're quite welcome...how did a piece of crap get on your chest, anyway?

Dear Cremlin: Thank you for my new email account at RagMag.  RagMag Magazine is both
informative and entertaining.  I love everything about RagMag Magazine. It is very creative and original, and what a  wonderful way to bless the community!  RagMag's concern for the well being of children is such
a generous expression of compassion. Janet, from NY

Wow...a 'REAL' compliment...thank you, Janet.

To Cremlin: Your magazine and website...rocks...Like, I can dig where you comin from man...so rock on out & turn on the heat for them cold mutha-----r's you rip. I've been anti-establishment ever since the hippie days of the sixties, but don't wear no flowers no more cause the ones I had all died, should I buy some plastic ones or just forget about it? I write music and wail on the guitar with the same guys I hung with in high school. We got a gig comin up at the local YMCA seniors dance and will be rollin with the babes afterwards backstage. You can come on out if you want, I'll get you in for free through the back door & save you three bucks. I know it ain't much but it's a beer in the pocket...you know what I mean dude? Anyway...MTV got some hot babes comin up so I gotta go turn the set on, know what I mean? If you ever need a band or some dynamite bud for any reason, give me a call, we do weddings and stuff like that. The one thing I noticed you need in your mag is some tit and ass...OWWWW I just dropped a roach down my drawers man...Gotta go, see ya.  Kid Rock Sr., Where-ever

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"What I am is good enough if I would only be it openly." -Carl Rogers

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