RagMag Magazine Advertising Rates

Copy Ads for RagMag Bi-Monthly Hard-Copy Magazine Presently Not Available

Full Page                $150. (5.5 x 8.5"        

Inside front cover      250.           Inside Back Cover   225.

Center Spread          400. (two full pages)

Half Page                100.           Half Inside Front Cover  150.        Half Inside Back Cover  125.

Quarter Page            75.           

Eigth Page                50.

BULLETIN BOARD - Not Available

$35. for two lines of 14 pt. 'BOLD' type ...Add a line for $15.

CLASSIFIED ADS - Not Available

$12. for four lines of 8 pt. type. (runs for two months)

NOTE: Advertising rates are based on edition runs of two months...Print runs are monthly, which allow advertisers to make small changes to their ads at an administrative cost of 20% per ad.

Discounts are offered for multiple page ad placements, and for two or more issue insertions...10% off reg. price.

Ad Agencies may take the standard 15% deduction with verifiable credentials.

Non-Profit Organizations may take a 20% discount on all 'copy' ad placements.

Ad Placement Information

     All inquiries should be forwarded to Admin@RagMag.Org or sent via our 'CONTACT US' page located on this web-site. Copy ads should be camera ready and may be sent to RagMag 819 N 5th St. Reading, Pa. 19601, or delivered in person. RagMag suggests first time local advertisers contact us in some form prior to submitting their ad copy. Payments may be made by check, money order or credit/debit card.

     Web-Page Advertising Contact Editor With Inquiry

HORROR !!! SCOPE

A queer we us: 2008 will be your best year yet for hunting gators in the sewers of NYC. So grab your spear...pop some manhole covers and let the games begin.

Pie seas: A piglett will jump onto your couch Tuesday evening at 9:32 PM, and sing Don't Go Breaking My Heart  while dancing the Mombo with Harry Belafonte. This event will cause panic within the house next door, where they have been spying on you through the window since November of last year.

Air ease:  Jakie Gleason  will appear to you while riding in a taxi down Park Avenue in NYC sometime in the Spring of this year, with a penquin tucked under his arm. The event will cause grief, and concern among zoo-keepers in Central Park.

Tar ass: Your words of wisdom will fall upon deaf ears, as you attempt to convince yourself and your pet Hippo that you have transcended your past ignorance. Deepak Chopra will personally call you to ask that you not attempt meditation any longer, because your vibrations have been disturbing his cable reception.

Gem in eye: You'll enjoy your Halloween costume so much that you'll decide to strip naked at the mall, rather than risk tearing or staining your much admired threads. This action will start a new 'Mall' trend for old and young alike, as they all remove their clothing except for shoes.

Can sir?: Your Proctologist will expire forcing you to display your anus to your Dentist instead.

Lee...Oh: A bare-footed Altar-boy will float through your window, perch upon your back and sing Ave Maria to you as he shoots jellybeans from his nostrils.

Burr go: Your father will admit to being your mother very soon, as your sister anounces that she is really your grandmother from France. This knowledge will compel you to join the French Foreign Legion, and be sent to far reaches of the planet to fight rogue Japanese Beetles.

Lee bra: Rosie O'Donald will appear at your window, in the middle of the night with Chinese take-out, and throw fifty-two eggrolls in the direction of your Uncle Harry, hiding under the bed in a French Maid costume.

Score pee O: Your best friend will decide to run for President, and promise you a seat on his medicine cabinet. You will eagerly accept the appointment.

SaggyTerry Ass: A bogus mailman while deliver a package to you which resembles that of a washing machine carton. Upon opening it, 57 cranes will fly out and Kung Fu you about the head and ankles. The fake mailman will jump back onto his orange mule, speed away, never to be seen again.

Crap a Corn: A watermelon stuck in your butt cheeks will explode causing you extreme embarassment during your next medical examination at the local Walmart.

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RagMag is presently not publishing the bi-monthly hard-copy magazine...A semi-annual Trade Paper-Back edition is planned for the future.